Cops caught a bike thief the other night outside. Just giving them props. Fuck those dudes
Chris had a discussion with the Doyle Market staff and they said they go through 40 boxes of dutches A DAY! Meaning “about 500” A DAAAAAAAY! That if a lot of blunts. It’s kind of hard to wrap your head around that. While I’m sitting around playing Donkey Kong there are 500 blunts being carefully broke down, repacked, and smoked everyday. It makes me feel unproductive.
A Verizon truck ran over a women in a wheel chair
Met Frado. He was wearing a Nascar jacket so I guess he was sponsored by McDonalds? He used to work at a pure breed kennel, was very nice to Pato (Tina’s dog), and tried to sell me weed, molly and/or mushrooms in front of an elementary school at 8 in the morning. Relax GUUUUYS it was a Saturday. All bets are off if the kids aren’t in the school. He also wanted to know if I live around here and wanted to give me his number. BACK TO BED!
Going into the market today I saw a “thing” hanging out front. It was a shoe lace tied around the window frame attached to part of a hub cab (about a quater of a hub cap), more shoe lace, a box made of newspaper which looked like it used to hold a brick and then a little more shoe lace. I think some trash bag was woven in there as well. I asked the guy behind the counter if he had noticed it.
"oh, ya that’s from this russian guy. He leaves us little gifts. He’s weird"
Walking back from lunch I see a man pissing on the corner of the Petco store. There is a McDonalds across the parking lot. A 30 feet/ one minute walk with a public bathroom. We catch eyes and he says angrily but in a soft voice “Would you like to see my penis?”